Hi guys.Happy to meet you with this interesting post.Hope you like it. We never know when and where accidents will happen to us OR people around us. Read on and hope this piece of information may help any of us when things do happen to ourself, our friends and our loved ones.
One day, while in a lift, it suddenly broke down and it was falling from level 13 at a fast speed. Fortunately, I remembered watching a TV program that taught you must quickly press all the buttons for all the levels.
Finally, the lift stopped at the 5th level.
When you are facing life and death situations, whatever decisions or actions you make decides your survival.
If you are caught in a lift breakdown, first thought in mind may be 'waiting to die'...
But after reading below, things will definitely be different the next time you are caught in a lift.
First - Quickly press all the different levels of buttons in the lift.
When the emergency electricity supply is being activated, it will stop the lift from falling further.
Second - Hold on tight to the handle (if there is any).
It is to support your position and prevent you from falling or getting hurt when you lost your balance.
Third - Lean your back and head against the wall forming a straight line.
Leaning against the wall is to use it as a support for your back/spine as protection.
Fourth - Bend your knees
Ligament is a flexible, connective tissue. Thus, the impact of fractured bones will be minimised during fall.
For everyone, do send out this piece of information to all!
Hi guys.Happy to meet you with this interesting post.Hope you like it.
Now the story starts...
My husband is an engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature,
and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad
shoulders.
Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have
to admit, that I am getting tired of it.
The reasons for me loving him before have now transformed into the cause
of all my restlessness.
I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a
relationship and my feelings.
I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy.
My husband is my complete opposite, his lack of sensitivity, and the
inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has
disheartened me about love.
One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a
divorce.
"Why?" he asked, shocked. "I am tired, there are no reasons for
everything in the world!" I answered.
He kept silent the whole night, seemed to be in deep thought with a
lighted cigarette at all times.
My feeling of disappointment only increased. Here was a man who can't
even express his predicament, what else can I hope from him?
Finally he asked me: what can I do to change your mind? Somebody said it
right: it's hard to change a person's personality, and I guess, I have
started losing faith in him.
Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered: Here is the question. If
you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind - Let's say,
I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are
sure that picking the flower will cause your death.
Will you do it for me? He said: I will give you your answer
tomorrow... My hopes just sank by listening to his response. I woke up
the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his
scratchy handwriting, underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near
the front door.
The note read: "My dear, I would not pick that flower for you, but please
allow me to explain the reasons further."
This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading...
"When you use the computer, you always mess up the software programs, and
you cry in front of the screen.
I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore those
programmes and wipe off your tears.
You always leave the house keys behind, so I have to save my legs to rush
home to open the door for you.
You love travelling but always lose your way in a I have to save my eyes
to show you the way.
You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by
infantile autism.
I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.
You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your
eyes, I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip
your nails.
So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy
the sunshine and the beautiful sand...and tell you the colour of flowers,
just like the color of the glow on your face... So, my dear, unless I
am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do, I could not
pick that flower yet, and die..." My tears dropped on the letter, and
blurred the ink of his handwriting.
I continued reading... "Now, that you have finished reading my
answer, if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am
standing outside, like every day, with your favorite bread and fresh
milk."
I rush to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching
tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread.
Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and
I have decided to leave the flower alone. That's life, and love.
When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and
one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and
dullness.
Love shows up in all forms, even very small and cheeky forms.
It has never been a model, it could be the dullest and boring form.
Flowers and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of
the relationship.
Under all this, the pillar of true love stands. And that's reason enough
to live.
EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERS
Question: We know that 2/10=0.2
but
Prove that 2/10=2
Answer:
Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".
But Engineering Students replied:
2=two,
10=ten.
Therefore
Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore
wo/en=38/19= 2.
Hence Proved
FOR, Engineers " It doesn't matter answer kya hai, they say ans kya laana hai." J
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. & Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad & Mom.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand.. .
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.
Here are some sayings from School.....smile!
Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'
Teacher:How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
One morning at a doctor, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.... .?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"