FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. & Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad & Mom.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!
Second, if I don't get this back I understand.. .
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.
Little Johny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Johny, of course, thought he did.
Johny's mother wanted Johny to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Johny, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Johny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
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Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Johny
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Johny knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
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Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Johny. I have been a good boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Johny
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Johny knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
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Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Johny
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Johny knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Johny wrote a fourth letter.
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Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Johny
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Johny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Johny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Johny's mother thought her plan had worked, as Johny looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Johny's mother told him.
Johny walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Johny went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Johny bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Johny began to write his letter to God.
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Letter 5
OK GOD,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!