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In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected
& published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
... Njoy ...........with his......... .....English. ......... ....


Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great

"Jappier's Spoken English"


# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).


# To a boy , angrily:
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I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?


# While punishing students:
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You , rotate the ground four times...

You , go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO ......(?)


# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict about this)
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Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T shirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus


# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at collage... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"


# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today.

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....


Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict, u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, I the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"


At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "


VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English , but don't forget your English !